This just
in: Thongs are out!
What?
Yes, you
heard me right. That tiny piece of butt floss Victoria’s Secret has brainwashed
you into thinking was sexy, isn’t anymore. That’s a pretty strong statement. I
was a little shocked myself when I heard the news last week at a trend presentation
on intimate apparel. But how can you argue with a panel of experts who
specialize in trend analysis?
Now, don’t
go tossing away your thongs just yet. I believe they are still a very
functional part of a woman’s intimate wardrobe. We’d all have a much harder
time wearing white pants if it weren’t for thongs. But it terms of sex appeal, styles
with more coverage—like a retro inspired high cut brief or silky tap pant—have
more of it. More coverage equal sex appeal for all! Yippee!
This is great
news because tap pants are pretty darn comfortable. If you’re packing for your
honeymoon, I suggest you swap in a few pairs of these and wear them with a
pretty camisole. They are comfortable enough to lounge or sleep in, which is
more than you can say about many other styles.
So what do
you say? Are you willing to try out a pair?
Interesting. Won't they show through the top of your pants, if they are that high? Gotta invest in some higher pants.
ReplyDeleteGood point! Wear high-waisted briefs sans pants, or maybe under a dress for a fun night out.
ReplyDeleteI am curious to know WHO says they are more sexy. Who are the "trend analyzers?" Men themselves? Im a big fan either way. MUCH more comfy.
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