Monday, October 17, 2011

Bye Bye Bye Thongs! Hello High-Waisted Briefs!

This just in: Thongs are out!


Yes, you heard me right. That tiny piece of butt floss Victoria’s Secret has brainwashed you into thinking was sexy, isn’t anymore. That’s a pretty strong statement. I was a little shocked myself when I heard the news last week at a trend presentation on intimate apparel. But how can you argue with a panel of experts who specialize in trend analysis?

Now, don’t go tossing away your thongs just yet. I believe they are still a very functional part of a woman’s intimate wardrobe. We’d all have a much harder time wearing white pants if it weren’t for thongs. But it terms of sex appeal, styles with more coveragelike a retro inspired high cut brief or silky tap pant—have more of it. More coverage equal sex appeal for all! Yippee!

This is great news because tap pants are pretty darn comfortable. If you’re packing for your honeymoon, I suggest you swap in a few pairs of these and wear them with a pretty camisole. They are comfortable enough to lounge or sleep in, which is more than you can say about many other styles.

So what do you say? Are you willing to try out a pair?


  1. Interesting. Won't they show through the top of your pants, if they are that high? Gotta invest in some higher pants.

  2. Good point! Wear high-waisted briefs sans pants, or maybe under a dress for a fun night out.

  3. I am curious to know WHO says they are more sexy. Who are the "trend analyzers?" Men themselves? Im a big fan either way. MUCH more comfy.